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It occured to me that lately the main reason I'm putting pen to paper (figuratively) is because its the only way I can get human interaction. What wouldn't I sell for attention?
Gross.
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color-sekai Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
very creative! :wow:
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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
Thank you!
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Aurora9912 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This may be my favourite yet. I keep saying that. But here you are laying out something that 98% of this population does. They keep putting themselves out there, again and again, looking for that special something. Or just to connect to another individual through friendship.

It isn't you-and don't you try to claim this as your own! It is human nature. You have just found a truly amazing way of putting it out there. I would hate to see this about me. Then again, I rarely leave my cave! (I'm one of the other 2%). OK, maybe not exactly of the 2% but I'm close. It's the troll in me!
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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
Smiles, thank you Aurora. That is what it was more about, than, like ,popularity. It was about that desperation to make a friend or a confidante.
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I find it perfectly fine to do this, the way society is raised today. I never really cared about popularity or stuff like that, if you hate me or whatever fine. I wasn't trying to impress you. I can't really relate to this so I can't give any advice, sorry. :iconsorryplz: But I can wish you luck!
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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
This isn't about popularity... and .. I dont know, I find that a bit upsetting. To me this isn't about being omgz popular, its saying that I am so desperate to be heard, and accepted, that I'm tearing chunks of myself out and exposing it to people. That it's getting out of hand. That its not working out for me. That I'm hopeless.
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fantasylover103 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn......well think of the future. Look at the light in the damp dark hole, not the surrounding mud.
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SMAdams Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:hug: In the past, interaction with others was a struggle. I was indirectly bullied most of my childhood, but I have found that when I put my mind to it - I make friends very easily and keep them for a long time.

Don't give up, and keep your chin up. :hug:

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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
:tighthug: That's awesome, thank you for sharing :}
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SMAdams Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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