1. One 23 foot length of intestine. Only one small knot in the system. £3006. Free shipping.
2. One kidney. (2 available from this seller). Each with a centimeter of renal artery included free! Order now and we will throw in a free gallbladder in near pristine condition! £2700.
3. One brain (faulty) with scratches in the frontal lobe due to patching of a minor issue from warehouse. Refurbished by a licensed neurosurgeon. Not fully functional but perfect for parts. Serotonin not included. £18200
4. One vertebral column with or without spinal cord to suit buyer. Can be gift wrapped to taste with a personalised card. Leave your message at checkout. £14020
5. Bundle offer! Dignity, artistic integrity and skill available to any loving home. £1 or nearest offer. Will negotiate.