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1. One 23 foot length of intestine. Only one small knot in the system. £3006. Free shipping.

2. One kidney. (2 available from this seller). Each with a centimeter of renal artery included free! Order now and we will throw in a free gallbladder in near pristine condition! £2700.

3. One brain (faulty) with scratches in the frontal lobe due to patching of a minor issue from warehouse. Refurbished by a licensed neurosurgeon. Not fully functional but perfect for parts. Serotonin not included. £18200

4. One vertebral column with or without spinal cord to suit buyer. Can be gift wrapped to taste with a personalised card. Leave your message at checkout. £14020

5. Bundle offer! Dignity, artistic integrity and skill available to any loving home. £1 or nearest offer. Will negotiate.
It occured to me that lately the main reason I'm putting pen to paper (figuratively) is because its the only way I can get human interaction. What wouldn't I sell for attention?
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color-sekai Mar 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
very creative! :wow:
Aurora9912 Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This may be my favourite yet. I keep saying that. But here you are laying out something that 98% of this population does. They keep putting themselves out there, again and again, looking for that special something. Or just to connect to another individual through friendship.

It isn't you-and don't you try to claim this as your own! It is human nature. You have just found a truly amazing way of putting it out there. I would hate to see this about me. Then again, I rarely leave my cave! (I'm one of the other 2%). OK, maybe not exactly of the 2% but I'm close. It's the troll in me!
Smiles, thank you Aurora. That is what it was more about, than, like ,popularity. It was about that desperation to make a friend or a confidante.
fantasylover103 Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I find it perfectly fine to do this, the way society is raised today. I never really cared about popularity or stuff like that, if you hate me or whatever fine. I wasn't trying to impress you. I can't really relate to this so I can't give any advice, sorry. :iconsorryplz: But I can wish you luck!
This isn't about popularity... and .. I dont know, I find that a bit upsetting. To me this isn't about being omgz popular, its saying that I am so desperate to be heard, and accepted, that I'm tearing chunks of myself out and exposing it to people. That it's getting out of hand. That its not working out for me. That I'm hopeless.
fantasylover103 Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn......well think of the future. Look at the light in the damp dark hole, not the surrounding mud.
SMAdams Mar 11, 2013  Student Writer
:hug: In the past, interaction with others was a struggle. I was indirectly bullied most of my childhood, but I have found that when I put my mind to it - I make friends very easily and keep them for a long time.

Don't give up, and keep your chin up. :hug:

:tighthug: That's awesome, thank you for sharing :}
SMAdams Mar 22, 2013  Student Writer
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