Okay I spent the past couple of days in Stratford Upon Avon and last night went to see Hamlet, so you'll see some references to it, allusions to it.
You know how in romantic comedies two things happen (not in every one, I just mean sometimes these things happen in films and they are usually romcoms)
1) the girl gets dumped but convinces herself that he didnt mean it, so becomes stalker like and eventually boils his rabbit in a stew pot. Girl is seen as crazy deluded fool who believes she's too hot to get dumped.
2) the guy gets dumped but convinces himself that she didnt mean it, so tries to win her back and either succeeds or finds someone better in the process. Guy is seen as romantic determined hero who believes in love.
Same actions, different audience response. I feel like its that in real life.
You ever get that feeling like - this cant be it? - but if you pursue that youre just going to look desperate and like a loser. when in your heart you feel like that guy who just really believed
Alright, I'll bite. - I was thinking about the idea of bait on a hook. Being hooked. This is the introduction of that thought.
maggotous - is this a new word? My spellchecker hates it ?
I don't want to drape my cerements here
Do not leave me in the cellarage
To my ghost. - Hamlet references